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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, shellebrity guest Branson Reese  joins the Torts as they do their best not to get lost in the tank. Sound Mixing and Editing by  Trevor Lyon

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss plot armor, potion gambling, and goo.

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss drunk mechanics, eggshaustion, and flipping DVDs.

AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss drunk mechanics, eggshaustion, and flipping DVDs.

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts hear pitches about in-game birthdays, reclassifying healing spells, and a death-defying potion that could help kick your home game into high gear. Let's dive right in! Check out the digital version of Caldwell's Instant Minion Generator here ! (Thanks Reed W!

The Tortles are STILL in the Tank rising, grinding and DECIDING whose pitches they'll be spending their hard earned eggs on. Hop on in!

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, shellebrity guest Robbie Daymond!  joins the Torts as they hear pitches about equality in spell saves, goodberry preparation, and jars of bees. Sound Mixing and Editing by  Trevor Lyon

The Tortles are getting feisty in this tank but we continue to review your homebrew pitches with shellebrity guest, Zac Oyama!

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, shellebrity guest Zac Oyama joins the Torts as they hear pitches about utilizing expended spell slots, finding advantage in disadvantage, and the power of training montages. Let's dive right in!

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss the Aarakocra Problem and The God of Mediocrity, as well as a multitude of new magic items. Let's dive right in!

The Tortles are getting dry in this arid tank but we are pressing on as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!

The Wise Tortles are getting pruney from staying in the tank this long. Join us as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts take a look at some, dice-heavy damage mods, a way to store nat 20's AND invent a revolutionary new way to flip coins. Let's dive right in!

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where four flippered financiers review your D&D homebrew and decide if they want to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Tortles, as well as shellebrity guest, Jasper William Cartwright (3 Black Halflings), take a look at crit-inducing coins, initiative hacks and one confusingly stealthy puppet. Let's dive right in!

It's Shark Tank for D&D! Join us as the wealthy Owlbears hear your homebrew pitches and decide if they want to invest their eggs. PS - You can find the Duck of Many Things Table referenced in this episode here.

Join us as the Wealthy Owlbears hear your homebrew pitches and decide if they work for our eggs. Come get lost in the tank with us!